Kitchen Witch

Kitchen Witch
Music: Lyndon Heart
Lyrics: Salome Strangelove

Left alone too long, she just gets restless
An idle mind will force the devil’s hand
Don’t tempt her, ’cause she can’t resist
The woman cheats at solitaire

Dinah tore a page from the old cookbook
Stewed and simmered all through the night
Dinah lit a page from the old cookbook
Then she blew out the pilot light
Someone’s in the kitchen
Someone’s in the kitchen
Someone’s in the kitchen
With Dinah
And it don’t look good

There’s sherry in her cupboard
Kentucky bourbon on her breath
She’ll quote the gospel word for word
Before she puts you to the test

Dinah tore a page from the old cookbook
Stewed and simmered all through the night
Dinah lit a page from the old cookbook
Then she blew out that pilot light
Someone’s in the kitchen
Someone’s in the kitchen
Someone’s in the kitchen
With Dinah
And it don’t look good

All that heat’s just got to have a place to burn
And she burns so bright
She’ll make you think that you’ve got nowhere else to turn
And she’ll be right
She’ll be right

She’ll buck you and she’ll break you
Rear you up and ride you down
Once when you fit the bit and bridle
She’ll lead you out and watch you drown

Dinah tore a page from the old cookbook
Stewed and simmered all through the night
Dinah lit a page from the old cookbook
Then she blew out that pilot light
Someone’s in the kitchen
Someone’s in the kitchen
Someone’s in the kitchen
With Dinah
My Dinah
Someone’s in the kitchen
With Dinah
My Dinah
It don’t look good

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