Miss Moneypenny’s Revenge
James: Moneypenny! What gives?
Moneypenny: Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You’ve never taken me to dinner looking like this. You’ve never taken me to dinner…
James: I would, you know. Only “M” would have me court-martialed for… illegal use of government property.
Moneypenny: Flattery will get you nowhere - but don’t stop trying.
~ Lois Maxwell & Sean Connery as Miss Moneypenny & James Bond in Dr. No (via Richard Maibaum, Johanna Harwood, and/or Berkely Mather)
For me, Miss Moneypenny will always mean Lois Maxwell. Growing up, the Moneypenny scenes were always my favorite parts of James Bond movies. Yeah all the intrigue and action was fun, but the dialog between James and M’s brainy Gal Friday was the back-and-forth worth waiting for. Maxwell had a way of delivering her wit that defied the attempts of the script to cast her in a pining spinster sterotype. She gave as good as she got and her repeated attempts to lure Bond to dinner always seemed like more of a dare than a plea. She never came across to me as desperate, just bold and sassy and deep down I think James always said no because he knew she was too good for him. There was never a “Bond Girl” to touch her.
A cursory google image search does not immediately return any photos of Lois as Moneypenny in pencil skirts. Yet, in my head, I generally see her in one. All prim and chic in her turned-up collar, crisp white blouse or feminine, smart suits. Maybe that’s why, when I wandered into Whippet & Buck I immediately began humming Bond themes when I spotted two seperates that were destined to go together.
This is the Victoria High-Waisted Pencil Skirt and Sgt. Pepper Cropped Jacket from Whippet & Buck and there is everything to love about them. First of all, the phrase “high-waisted pencil skirt” should come up in my inventory a hell of a lot more than it does because, you know, yum — but in this case, I’m in awe. This is a system-skirt-meets-jacket-layer and I DARE YOU to find the seam where the system skirt connects to the waist. I have never seen a system skirt fit as cleanly as this one.
Everything at Whippet & Buck is mostly about hand-drawn subtle detail. The shading is exquisite but not over the top. The pinches and gathers along the waist of the skirt, the hem stitching, the gentle white-on-white fold of the jacket collar, all of it is the kind of thing that really melts my butter. Alas, the back of the jacket is a little plain (I think it could have benefited from a little something) and the skirt does not come with a non-suspenders option (which I’ve already begged for from Kota and company), but as complaints go, those are whispers and not barks. I will be wishing with all my heart and watching for a high-waisted pencil skirt mini version of this. *hint* *hint* *nudge* *nudge*
Moving on, you’ll be shocked to learn that I wandered into a new hair store recently and walked out with…piggy buns.
It’s safe to say at this point that I have a piggy buns problem. I’m not sure what Carrie Fisher did to me in the 70s, but it’s clear that I’m still not over it. At any rate, if you’re not familiar with Amacci, you really should give them a lookie-loo. They have nice textures and some great long-hair styles, including the only good long hair styles I’ve seen for men. There is a sort of “fly away” trait to most of their wigs that I’m not 100% sure about. On one hand, I really like the natural sense of tendrils that cling to the back of the neck, etc but they seem to get a little carried away with it here and there. Of course, hair in SL is the one thing you can always count on for demo first / buy after experience that lets you know exactly what you’re getting before you buy. Amacci has a great inventory of product, including tattoo-layer hairbases and prim eyelashes and a host of other items. More than worth a field trip if they’re new to you, or it’s been a while since you made a visit.
The final part of the outfit is the most disappointing and that serves me right, because they’re shoes Miss Moneypenny would never wear.
These are the High Society Heels from Nova which was one of the three purchases I made at the Shoe Fair. There is currently such a quality gap in the shoe market — which would be a lot less annoying if the price ranges reflected that. On that front, the High Society’s get good marks, however, because they are priced very reasonable for an open-toe mule that doesn’t offer prim toes. Currently, wearing stockings and open-toe means we’re stuck with system feet. I’ve seen a few prim foot shoes that try to offer stockings, but they don’t seem to quite hit the mark yet.
But back to these. As shape, style, and shading go, these got it going on. I like the tapering stiletto heel and the fit of the foot against the insole is good. In fact, the shaping of the system foot is one of the better I’ve seen — your foot doesn’t look like a sliver of orange peel flatted out like silly putty. I even love the idea of the draping satin ankle strap and bows, but that element happens to be where the shoes fail:
Perhaps because the designer was making a “sized for system foot 0″ shoe, I guess he/she figured they didn’t need to provide re-size or edit options, and that’s a shame because in order for these shoes to work on me, I desperately needed to bump the ankle strap back toward my heel about two clicks. In pretty much every movement and pose of my foot, they eat into the back and stick out way too far in front.
Prior to sculpts, I understood why shoes *had* to be no-mod. The designer’s settings and shapes were key to their craft and protecting their hard work was something we accepted. Tricks of invisiprims and basic prim magic were trade secret. But these days, invisiprims are on the way out and high quality shoes are all about sculpts and texture. So why do they deserve any more privilege of protection than the average hairstyle (which is almost always mod)? The time for no-mod shoes has passed, and I hope some designers will start to see that. For the amount of money we’re spending on shoes, we should be able to tinker and tint them, remove scripts, or add the re-size scripts we prefer.
Hope springs eternal, anyway.
Oh — and btw, although the suspenders might indicate otherwise, my Miss Moneypenny shouldn’t be confused with this Moneypenny.
Where Does She Get Those Wonderful Toys:
Sgt. Pepper Cropped Jacket - L$115
Victoria High-Waisted Pencil Skirt - L$200
Whippet & Buck
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Imogen/63/230/25
Twiggy Whippet / Dakota Buck
Olivia Style Pack - L$250
Amacci Hair
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Amacci/133/136/23
High Society Heels - L$249 (shoe fair purchase, unsure of store price)
Nova
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Filataponic/38/184/37



























