March 13, 2010

Irish Alert

“May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.” ~ Traditional Irish toast

The decks of the Slip have been dark too long and so we found the first ready excuse to put some shin in our digs.

Grace and Lyndon will be performing all-original sets and it should make for a special night.

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You can find the Slip in any general SL search, located on the Seven Veils Sim.

Be sure and pencil us in for a music-filled night!

Optional Play-At-Home Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Grace swears or giggles and Lyndon forgets a lyric.
Disclaimer: Management is not responsible for loss of memory or waking up beside strange avatars for those who engage in the optional play-at-home drinking game.

Filed under: SL-Music by Salome at 9:15 PM

September 9, 2009

Music Venues: Return of the Drama Llama

“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Every so often, old ideas get bandied about the SL live music community in the guise of new ideas. Cover charges is the one currently making the rounds…again.

The ugly truth is that cover charges will never work because (a) the product isn’t worth it to the majority of the SL population, (b) it goes against the performer’s best interests, (c) there’s no way to secure streams, and (d) most SL venues shouldn’t be supported.

I have issues with people who whine about SL venues needing funds. The begging and flogging for “tips” that goes on to “support” music venues and clubs in SL walks the line of repulsing me. During concerts at my venue, I spam occasional room gestures to tip the performers, and I do that no more than 3 times per hour. I never ask for tips for the venue, although I do thank people when they do tip. This is my choice and certainly my music venue is no longer much more than a small gathering place where we have concerts once a week when we’re in the mood.

The claim that having a music venue means you are supporting the SL music scene is, with a few exceptions, complete bunk. Having a music venue is, largely, an act of vanity. Everyone wants to be king/queen of their particular hill. Some do so as a patron/patroness of the arts, as I’ve always tried to be. Others seem to feel it’s the responsibility of the community to finance their vanity projects. These latter types are generally cast from the cloth of those who buy their gall in the economy-sized value bags so they never run out.

If you are going to have a venue in SL, then it should be able to support itself without shamelessly begging and passive-aggressively assaulting guests. In the past, people supported venues by considering them an advertising expense for a commercial area and a means to improve search rank. When my shops were highly ranked in search and generating income, I paid L$3000 – L$5000 per performer hour back when that was unheard of. Ever since the restructuring of search rank, venues have been scrambling for a new model, as well they should. Innovation is part of longevity. Sadly, there is no prerequisite for owning an SL venue. You don’t have to have an IQ above a gnat’s, nor is there any particular requirement to have business or building savvy. In the real world, you have to have connections, investors, a plan; in SL all you need is a parcel.

The vast majority of SL live music venues should close. Most of them are tacky, unimaginative, lag-infested builds that have no standards or character and their owners do nothing more than post an event and, sometimes, pay a performer. There are exceptions, but the truth is that 90% of the venues in SL have no right to ask for tips, let alone to think about imposing a cover charge. This fact brings us to the next unhappy truth about SL live music, which is that 90% of the performers have no business charging people to listen to them play. There are good performers in SL, but they are a small minority. The third inescapable truth is that the listening audience rarely knows the difference.

So, let’s add this all up. You have a majority of people who have no business owning venues, combined with a majority of people who have no business performing, divided among a listening audience that really doesn’t know the difference. The math isn’t pretty and if that’s all their was to it, live music in SL would be nothing more than the shameful red-headed-step-child so many think it to be. However, it should be compared against the real world social math to treat it fairly.

Music performed in public is largely a social thing. In physical reality, bar bands aren’t necessarily worth paying to hear. They’re hired to keep people dancing, thirsty, and buying booze/coffee. Most of the people in the bar don’t care how good or bad the band is, as long as they’re in that tolerable range so they can dance and have a good time. In SL, the social aspect is the same. Audience members rarely distinguish the mediocre talent from the quality performers. They want to hear mostly familiar songs, hang out with friends, and enjoy themselves. The venue owner’s end is different; there’s no consumable to compensate for the coffee, booze and hot wings that make money. Trying to squeeze the audience members or undercut the performers isn’t an option. It’s in-fighting among a small population and you can’t keep expecting the same stones to bleed fresh funds.

New money has to come from outside the sphere. The obvious answer is to look toward places that are making money in SL — businesses that have a reason to keep their names out there in the community. Most venues, however, do not have the population to draw the interest of advertisers by themselves.

My Two Cents Solution

I’ve had an idea for a while that I’ve reached after long conversations and bouncing off others. It would require someone with advanced scripting skills to be willing to create a system for the live music community. This individual would also be required to have and maintain a good reputation as well as demonstrated ethics. There just aren’t enough people in the SL live music community I care to help to take on a project of this nature, but if there’s anyone out there that thinks they can make it sail, here’s my two cents on how to do it.

The Venue Display

The display would be the user-end part of the system; a non-transfer item that any venue owner could get for a set price, presumably from a central location or XStreet. It should be offered at a nominal “start up” fee (L$1000 or so) to cover coding and update expenses and discourage freebie idiots. The item itself would be a tastefully presented “billboard” that would flash a new advertisement every two minutes (or an optimized amount of time to allow the majority of concert goers to rez) and provide a basis of X impressions per hour at every venue that features a display. Each place in the rotation would include the visual image (512 x 256 or some other standard png) and a means for people to get LMs/SLURLs and/or to join groups.

The venue owner would incorporate the display into their build, making sure it’s placed in a prime location to be exposed to the most traffic. The display would gather data from the location for a period of 10 days in a “gathering” mode, and assign the location a rank based on the number of unique avatars that come within an established visual range of the display. After the 10-day gathering mode, the display would be activated, continuing to gather traffic data for the venue’s ongoing participation in the project, but once activated the venue becomes eligible for payouts.

Ad-End Boxes

Advertisers would be sought for the signs by venue owners and interested parties. Anyone wooing an advertiser would give them a box, similar to an XStreet “magic box” and a rental box. The advertiser would rez the box and put in their ad (or possibly the UUID of their ad image), LM/SLURL, and any other necessary items for the display. This could possibly be controlled via notecard.

The boxes would need to somehow be coded by the venue owner or interested party so that the “salesperson” avatar earns a commission of, say, 10%, thus providing incentives to those persons who secure advertisers. If no commission code is input, the full amount goes to the venue pool.

The advertiser would pay L$X to have one spot in the display rotation, although there would be nothing prohibiting them from having multiple boxes and paying for multiple rotation placement. Payment could be made to the boxes, similar to the way rental boxes work.

Payout

All payments (except for the cost of the displays, which would go to the administrative party) would somehow be collected into a pool. This pool would then payout each month. First, commissions would be paid out appropriately to those who sold and cultivated advertising. Then payout would go to venue owners that own the displays on a sliding scale determined by the venue’s location rank. There would be a minimum required rank for any payout to discourage gaming the system and to weed out lesser productive venues.

Considerations

1. Holding onto money is tricky and icky. It would likely require a dummy avatar and/or web-based system and there would have to be some assurance for that sytem to be un-hackable. There may also have to be a minimal percentage devoted to the upkeep of such a system which would be taken out prior to the commission and venue pay outs.

2. To prevent venues from double-dipping on their traffic, the displays would have to be coded to deactivate if they are placed within X distance of each other.

3. Since it would be traffic-based, there will be the customary methods to game the system (bots/drones/camping chairs) by people that have nothing to do with live music. As such, the community would need access to the list of most successful venues so that locations could be self-checked by the community itself. A process would need to be established for deactivating a location based on enough user complaints. The requirement would need to be high enough to discourage people from trying to deactivate legitimate locations as a means of retribution or griefing. Displays would need to indicate whether they were active, deactivated, or in gathering mode so that venue owners could troubleshoot effectively.

4. Transparency would be of paramount importance and a boon, providing population statics that could benefit both the live music and general SL business communities. As such, they should be made available to the public on a regular basis. This will also provide incentive for competition within the community and give potential advertisers something to reinforce their investment.

5. There would have to be protocols set forth for instances where fraud/mistakes occur or where prices need to be changed for whatever reason. These should also be handed with the utmost transparency to the community.

Example:

Let’s say:
A. 100 advertisers pay L$5000 a month for a place in the display rotations;
B. 50 venues host displays and of those 30 meet the minimum traffic requirements for a paid ranking;

Total monthly income from advertising: L$500,000
Total monthly commissions paid: L$50,000
Remainder split between 30 competing venues: L$450,000 (an average of L$15,000 per venue)

Presumably, the commissions would also be earned by venue owners, giving them incentive to do more than just sit around and play queen for the day to support their establishments.

Anticipated Positive Results

Venue owners become active participants in the business of SL live music.

Venues have more income to hire more artists and/or pay crowd-friendly performers higher fees.

Venues have a reason to compete and create more crowd-friendly atmospheres; competition almost always benefits a community.

SL businesses work within the community to establish a new multi-location advertising outlet that occurs in world where people play and shop instead of on websites only a fraction of the community visits.

SL live music gets out of the ghetto, stops begging, and grows up.

Unintended Consequences

Always a concern. If I could foresee them, they’d be considerations and not unintended consequences.

For what it’s worth, I can only think of one person I’d trust to handle this project who has the integrity and the coding stones. Okay, actually, I can think of two, but I like them too much. I wouldn’t wish this undertaking on anyone I cared about, largely because I don’t think the majority of the live music community has it within itself to appreciate anything done for it.

Filed under: SL - Social Dysfunction,SL-Music by Salome at 12:10 AM

June 23, 2009

Musimmersion

“…I wish for you eyes that can see inside, a soul that’ll never hide from the truth you can’t deny…”
~ Grace McDunnough, “Wish For You”

Up until now, I haven’t mentioned Musimmersion ’09 on my blog. It wasn’t an oversight, but merely a lack of ability to translate my feelings into words regarding the topic. But time, as they say, is short, and the tale, she needs telling.

Musimmersion - Wish For You

Musimmersion - Wish For You

So what is it? Put simply, Musimmersion is an audio-visual virtual performance art experience, conceived, constructed and performed by my beloved siren, Grace McDunnough. Oh, wait, there’s nothing simple about that. If you’re of my generation I could explain to you that it’s a concert held in oldskool MTV style via a diorama Disneyland ride, but I think that’s even less helpful.

The first Musimmersion launched in September of 2007 (I wrote about it here on Linden Lifestyles). It was then, and remains now, the kind of project SL should be about. Creative builds. Live music. Art. Poetry. Expression. It’s the type of experience that reminds you this little wonderland we play in isn’t just about blind consumerism.

You begin your journey in the welcome area where Gothtastic Glamor Grace greets you from within her oversized vintage TV. Generally Noelani Lightfoot, me, or a combination of the two of us herd cats — erm, I mean, help get guests to read the provided notecard, set their preferences for optimized viewing, and usher them into the special carriage seating required to escort the group through the different builds. There is a little radio noir piece that plays so that attendees can verify their parcel streaming is enabled and working. Once everyone is in place, Grace then begins to broadcast her performance and move her captive audience through the Musimmersion campus.

This Musimmersion sequel features ten all-original songs, each with their own individual sets. The music is performed and composed entirely by Grace. Eight of the tunes feature lyrics penned by me. All of the sets, except one, were constructed by Grace herself utilizing a combination of grid-gathered art pieces and her own building skills. One set, that of our collaborative song “Plain Jane and Proud Elizabeth” Grace generously trusted me to build when I asked to please be allowed to participate. I am ever humbled and honored that she continues to let me dip my toes into the creative waters of her talent, and cannot help feeling intimidated by the responsibility of measuring up to the standards she sets by just being herself. As a poet, I cannot imagine a more rewarding gift than hearing her warble my words and it is a particular flavor of joy I never get tired of sipping.

Lest I give you the wrong impression, please do not look at this as any sort of collaboration project. Whatever teeny part I get to play is but a single drop in a vast sea. Musimmerion is the blood, sweat, and tears of a single woman — our Ms. Grace; it is a showcase of her amazing talent and it is the sort of thing that makes me ever proud to adore her shamelessly and call her my friend.

You may have picked up on this, but let me state for the record, this is not my most objective entry. Judge me if you must, but until you’ve heard the lady you cannot understand the effervescent intoxication of lullaby she wraps your senses into. She is melty melty chocolate and caramel flavored kisses in aural form and I honestly don’t believe I’ve yet recovered from the first time I heard her. With any luck, I never will.

It is not all sweet syrup and morning pancakes, however. Logistically, Musimmersion is a somewhat fickle and rather nutty menopausal bitch. There are only 20 seats available per hour-long performance and each audience member needs to arrive with enough time to check their settings and take their seat prior to launch time. This procedure sounds simple, but it just flies in the face of all that is SL. Let’s face it. We go where we want, when we want, and take whatever (and, often, whoever) we want along the way. Stores do not have shop hours, if an event is public, you show up whenever the hell you want. RL concepts like waiting around for an event (let alone being on time for one) just confuses the synapses.

Generally, when Grace does closed or invitation-only performances things go somewhat smoothly, but opening them up to general admittance has been a bit of an…adventure. Still, Gracie says she plans to continue to run semi-regular performances through mid-July and if you want to catch a set, you’ll want to IM her and get your name on the roster for one of the remaining runs. The next one is this Thursday, I believe, but you can always check the OFFICIAL SITE for dates and times. Alternately, you can IM her for an invite to her group or follow her on twitter and keep an eye out for announcements.

It should be mentioned, and repeatedly, that Musimmersion is hosted on the SIM of Blank Canvas on space maintained and provided generously by our kilted and much-adored friend, Sean McPherson. Sean is one of the nicest fellows you ever did meet (honestly, I didn’t know they still made this model — it’s enough to restore your faith in mankind) and invites other artists whose creative ambitions might be bigger than their current prim allowance to apply for space on his SIM where they can unveil their artistry to others.

For More Information:
Grace McDunnough’s Official Site
Musimmersion’s Official Site

Filed under: SL-Art,SL-Music,Virtual Living,Writing by Salome at 1:05 AM

March 10, 2009

Dolphin Safe

“That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you’re not looking, somebody’ll sneak up and write “Fuck you” right under your nose.” ~ J. D. Salinger

Background: It is a running joke that Grace will occasionally play songs with naughty words in them. As these are all good songs (like Damien Rice’s “Rootless Tree” or the Dresden Dolls’ “Sing” or …erm…” Santa Baby”) and often provide us with the opportunity to make her giggle on mic, those of us who frequent such Grace concerts are occasionally in the habit of asking for these songs by less popular names. Tonight’s Grace concert took place on a PG SIM, so she kept such out of her playlist. A few of us didn’t take note. The room monitors, however, were on task:

Names changed to protect…something.

[19:00] V just wants to hear the F word.
[19:00] Z: “F word”
[19:00] X: fuck
[19:00] Room Monitor01: PG SIMS
[19:00] V giggles, “not from you!”
[19:00] Room Monitor01: Please
[19:01] X: oh. sorry
[19:01] Room Monitor01: thank you
[19:01] Room Monitor02: pleas be respectfull as it is a pg
[19:02] X apologizes again
[19:02] Room Monitor01: its ok
[19:02] Room Monitor01: you did not know
[19:02] SS sighs – can’t take X anywhere
[19:02] V: Well even in PG movies you can say the F word once an hour.
[19:02] Room Monitor02: if you must us the uck sylible sue it in the word duck
[19:03] Z will take X anywhere.
[19:03] Room Monitor01: our community is closer to G, but we allow some clothing options
[19:03] X: / thanks, Z

[19:03] Room Monitor02: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!!!!
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[19:03] Room Monitor02: __________s§§§§§§§§§§§§§§³³³’
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[19:03] Room Monitor02: ______s§§§§§§§§§§§s,
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[19:03] Room Monitor02: ____§§§§³³³’

For those keeping track at home: thirty-three vowels are not enough; one also requires a 20 line dolphin macro to clap (or possibly that is even not enough — there were more appearing in room chat as I dashed)…but one fuck was too many.

Filed under: SL - Social Dysfunction,SL-Music by Salome at 6:30 PM

March 6, 2009

The Virtuality Continuum of a Lyrics Monkey

Songwriting is a very mysterious process. It feels like creating something from nothing. It’s something I don’t feel like I really control. ~ Tracy Chapman

One of the most surprising and intimately valuable things about joining SL for me has been the songwriting collaborations I’ve stumbled into with Gracie and Lyndon. My whole life I’ve been a writer, and, in my opinion, not a particularly good one. Stories, poetry, blogging, technical how-to drek — I have penned a little bit of everything and rarely been happy with the results. I read other people’s work with a sort of Salieri-level frustration, gritting my teeth and trying to figure out the secrets I was denied. I’ve always had the ability to recognize good from bad and I full well understand the next step of quality distinction between the good and the amazing. Perhaps arrogantly, I’ve always felt I held the potential to reach heights of my own, but I’d never gotten to the point where I experienced that magic — the kind where all the elements fall into place and something is born that is worth bringing into the world. I’ve written and published, but it was never a sense of accomplishment or fulfillment.

Being a folkie, I’ve often tinkered with what I called little poetry-songs, sharing them only with a handful of people I could trust to be both kind and honest — the sort of friends who will tell you gently that your crap is crap. Wilde claimed “the coward does it with a kiss / the brave man with a sword” but I believe the best of friends employ a little of both when it comes to valuable critique. So, in January of 2007, I shared a set of lyrics with a small group of friends and asked for honest opinions. The song was a semi-autobiographical piece I called “Lugo;” Lyndon and I stumbled around with developing it for the better part of a few months. Even though we both like where it is now, I think it’ll always be a work in progress. I don’t consider it my best effort (if, for no other reason than I came to realize that I subconsciously borrowed the rhyme scheme from Jeffrey Foucault’s “Americans in Corduroy”), but I consider it a turning point in my creative process.

Not even a month later, I wrote the poem “Fallen State of Grace” out of nothing more than the naked desire to impress a person I’d fallen in love with on a both an intellectual and entirely inexplicable soul penetratingly personal level. More than anything, meeting Grace in SL has led me to understand that there are not enough words for love or friendship. Friend falls short, lover isn’t exactly right, love itself is too vague and invokes too much baggage in the minds of ourselves and others. There really are no words for some people in my life, or my relationships with them. Grace taught me that.

Out of such inspiration and introspection, however, my personal relationships and my creativity began to evolve. I have never been afraid to be vulnerable or love spherically and I do not believe that loving one person on one level limits my ability to love another person on a completely different level. So I came face to face with a question: if this were true of the workings of my heart, was it possible it was also true of my writing? Did the nature of the intimacy of my relationships bear resemblance to the intimacy of my creative process?

While all of this was simmering inside me, my RL was encountering a few hiccups — not the least of which was facing a complete household move. Moving is stressful for most people, but it was brutally challenging for me, for any number of reasons. One early evening, in mid-June of 2007, I put down a roll of packing tape, pushed aside a stack of cardboard boxes full of beloved junk, and began sobbing uncontrollably for no particular reason…or maybe for too many reasons. Either way, when I stopped crying like a ninny, I felt slightly better; still frightened, but a sliver hopeful. That shaky kind of “feeling better” that washes over you when you’ve finally thrown up that sick feeling that’s been sticking in your stomach.

Five minutes later, I wrote “Boxes” from start to finish, all in one shot. I emailed it to Lyndon and he called me about twenty minutes after that with the majority of the melody and phrasing completed. I’m not exaggerating or taking poetic license with time line. In the span of thirty minutes I had literally gone from the despair and reality of a blank page to a collaborative finished creation that was (it felt then, and still feels now) a long sip of the good stuff.

One of the lessons I have taken away from both real and virtual life is that there is no such thing as being strong in a vacuum. To be made of iron is to be dead inside. Real strength comes from knowing who you can trust with your vulnerabilities; recognizing and cultivating the type of people that see beyond the facades, accept your faults, and make you better than you are. What I came to realize is that I am the kind of writer that is at my best when I collaborate. I do not need a vast audience — I only need the right pair of eyes (a pair I must respect and love on some level) so that I might hold myself to their standard, and, in the process, hold myself to a higher standard. I know the quotes of painters, writers, and musicians who claim not be in it for X, Y, or Z reason, but to only be in it for the art. I think that’s double-dipped bunk. Everyone has their motivations, even if they refuse to acknowledge them, although I’m starting to believe motivation evolve so much over the course of a creative lifetime that we rarely recognize them for what they are.

The freedom of finding the current key to my creative motivation and process was enormously rewarding, even if it came with something of a cost. Recognizing the need in me to collaborate — the ability to be at my peak only when sharing creation with someone else was a self-discovery miracle, but it also brings constantly into question what ownership, if any, I hold over my own writing. LindenLifestyles was unquestionably at its best when Sabrina and I challenged one another to do better. The songs I write with Grace and Lyndon are, at best, 1/3 mine. I write lyrics and give very minor input on the music. They both write the music, work out the phrasing, and perform the songs. I am lucky to have found gifted people to develop my creativity alongside, but what does it mean for me when one of them hits a creative dry spell? What will it mean for me if they decide not to collaborate with me any longer? What if my abilities fall short of their goals, or vice-versa? And what happens if they want Yoko to sit in on band meetings?

Being strong is all about picking the right people to share your vulnerabilities with. In my case that is as true for friendship and love as it is for art, and so little of any of this take place in my meatspace that it would shock the monkey. I am, nonetheless, real; the songs are nonetheless real. The opportunity to discover the most valuable thing about myself was a side-effect of true virtuality and my immersion in a make-believe space.

Humankind used to write “Here Be Dragons” on the edges of maps to denote the fear of what we’d find in those unexplored places. The real dragons, of course, always turned out to be in our own minds. Here in the virtual landscape, the map is still not necessarily the territory, but the dragons are exactly the same.

At least for me, they sing.

Filed under: SL-Music,Virtual Living,Writing by Salome at 9:29 AM
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