I Have To Tell You Something: Yay For Fembots

Grace & Salome: I Have To Tell You Something
Episode Two: Yay For Fembots

In this episode, the terrible two discuss the innocently named (but red-light district located) Robot Restaurant in Shinjuku, Japan. Neon tanks, rock ’em, sock ’em fembots and jut enough food to qualify as a dining establishment — we all know what’s *really* going on here.

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Episode Note: Just in case you can’t envision the spectacle of neon-colored robot burlesque, visual aids are included with this article. Enjoy!

Series Note: Several years ago, Grace suggested we do a podcast together. I made a website and everything. Then we both realized we didn’t have the time and we both hated the sounds of our speaking voices. But the idea seems like fun now, so this new feature will be mirrored both here on SalomeSays and on Grace’s Phasing Grace blog (although mine will likely be posted earlier because Grace has a grown up job). We’re shooting for one each Tuesday on lighthearted but geek-crucial topics. We are also shooting for 2-5 minute podcasts, but are happy when it just stays under ten. I am working with a therapist to learn to not yap like a purse dog and take a breath so Grace can have a turn to speak. There may need to be some sort of electroshock involved.

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  1. Posted July 31, 2012 at 3:16 PM | Permalink

    Is it bad that I want to go there, even though I can’t speak a lick of Japanese, and don’t even drink alcohol? Is it bad that I want my own giant transforming fembot with plasma busters, and laser katana’s and micro-missile launchers in her boobs? Is it bad that I want to head to Bare Rose RIGHT NOW to see if I can find a cute mech pilot outfit to take pictures of for my tomodachi.

    I’m also declaring myself your duo-ship’s #1 fan….ah wait, that might be Lyndon or Sax…..okay I’m your #2 fan, in a totally non stalker-y way of course.

  2. Posted August 1, 2012 at 9:59 AM | Permalink

    I just remembered you said you were having a “Chuck E Cheese flashback”. This is why we can’t have nice things …

  3. Posted August 1, 2012 at 12:28 PM | Permalink

    Animatronics + restaurant = Chuck E Cheese. This is just an expensive one with sexbots and pretty lights in Japan.

  4. Posted August 1, 2012 at 10:28 PM | Permalink

    This is why we can’t have nice things, like catgirls, or pink haired mech pilots in RL. You have to go bringing reality into the equation. 🙂

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