Plurking Tweet
Small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn’t understand. ~ Alice Krige as the Borg Queen in ST:FC (via Braga and Moore)
I love my friends. Why they love me, remains a mystery…
Friend: You *have* to joinn Plurk!
Salome: Pretty sure the Constitution says I don’t.
Friend: You HAVE TO
Salome: I’ve joined Twitter.
Friend: But you need plurk, too.
Salome: Isn’t plurk just horizontal twitter?
Friend: nowell kinda, but they’re different.
Salome: Other than the number of syllables in the domain names, how are they different?
Friend: Just join already!
Salome: My trendy cap is recharging. If it’s still here in sxix months, I’ll think about it. course by then, you’ll have all moved on to Throwp or something.
Friend: You’ll reach twice as many readers if you tweet your plurks…or plurk your tweets
Salome: First of all, I’m pretty sure you’ve just discovered internet herpes by just typing that. Second of all, Plurking Tweet is now officially my replacement for C U Next Tuesday.
Friend: Come on, resistance is futile – You know you want to – all the cool kids are doing it -
Salome: Get off my back, you herpes-infested Plurking Tweet.
Friend: This is why you can’t have nice people.
Salome: Nice people are the aspartame sherbet standing in the way of my quest for the double fudge brownie sundae called life.
Friend: You’re such a plurking tweet.
Salome: Resistance is futile.